look you lil bitch
your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly
son of a bitch
look you lil bitch
your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly
son of a bitch
I haven’t heard a peep from my coworkers all day.
George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.
This belongs on my blog
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
This makes me HAPPYYYY!!! Yes.
Oh god, not French.ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
hoN HON HON HON
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Akali - League of Legends
The mustache that this city needs.
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“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup
I… I don’t know how I feel about this.
Reading the song title:
While listening to the song:
After listening to the song:
the gifs are so accurate.
… what. the. fuck. I was actually insulted that someone would do this but then I listened and… oh my lord.
((Wow… talented mixer…))
Dancing now
so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
the cat cant even get in