internetexplorers:

ican-t-believe-i-actually:

internetexplorers:

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look you lil bitch

your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly

son of a bitch

(Reblogged from picklesentenial)

roswell73:

I haven’t heard a peep from my coworkers all day.

(Reblogged from sirnucleose)

samandriel:

1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.

This belongs on my blog

(Source: lilbillclinton)

(Reblogged from angelofsnow)
thisiskatsblog:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

This makes me HAPPYYYY!!! Yes.

thisiskatsblog:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

This makes me HAPPYYYY!!! Yes.

(Reblogged from cupcakecadaver)

beverybitterprince:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

hoN HON HON HON

(Source: thedoctorloves221b)

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theclearlydope:

The mustache that this city needs. 

(Reblogged from ruf1ohn1tram)
(Reblogged from marraphy)

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

idontseehowthatsapartystark:

thecompassionate:

chasingpictures:

ifyouwerealien:

silentdetonations:

“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup

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I… I don’t know how I feel about this.

Reading the song title:

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While listening to the song:

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After listening to the song:

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the gifs are so accurate.

… what. the. fuck. I was actually insulted that someone would do this but then I listened and… oh my lord.

((Wow… talented mixer…))

Dancing now

(Reblogged from meandering-panda)

foreveralone-lyguy:

tomatolovers:

so my mom gave me all these ballons

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my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on

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the cat cant even get in

(Reblogged from meunatuna)